Joe was the last person on earth I'd expect to do that.

"Joe was the last person on earth I'd expect to do that."

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My friends and I were sitting at our table in Starbucks last Thursday when we heard the chime of the door sound, signalling that someone had entered. We all turned around and in came Joe dripping wet from walking to Starbucks from his house (that happens to be 8 miles away) in the pouring rain. Things only got stranger from there. After thoroughly drying his shoes on the rug, he began to take of his outer layer of clothes. It surprised most of us that he was wearing a whole new outfit underneath it all. Underneath was a very nice, clean-cut tuxedo that seemed to be tailored just for him.

Out of no where, he pulled out a rose from his pocket and skipped to everyone in the Starbucks, asking if they would like to smell it. He never did come near us though. After majority of the customers declined his offer, he then ordered a drink. Upon receiving his drink, he burned his tongue and proceeded to smash the coffee cup into the floor. At this point, we all thought Joe was crazy. He then pretended to act like a dog and lick it all up--off of the floor.

Finally, my friend went up to him and asked, "Joe, are you crazy? You are in public and going nuts on this place. What's wrong?"

Joe answered, "I just wanted to let you see how much you drive me crazy."

My friend was speechless. Joe had just confessed to her. The next thing that happened was predictable. Joe then took her hand and asked her to prom.

At the end, I admitted, "Joe was the last person on earth I'd expect to do that."